These few days I was busy feeding myself with this. It's so funny, if you think your life is fucked up, read them. It's about random people's everyday life stories.
Let me just pick out few which i thought are funny, but mostly are quite hilarious:-
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I sold my car for cash. Then, I rode a borrowed bike to the bank to deposit it. When I got to the bank, I didn't have the envelope, and I realized I had dropped an unmarked envelope with over 2500 dollars in cash on the ground in a sketchy, sketchy area. Now I have no car, and no money. FML
LOL! Then you can vote if you agree their life is totally fucked up or you think they deserved it.
Not all's bout sex lah, they have "love, money, kids, work, health, sex & lastly miscellaneous". Read it to lose some stress. Enjoy! =P LOL!!!
Anyway, last night I didn't go Capers for the Mirians farewell. Sorry Mirians. =( Instead I went to ICC for the Hokkien Association Dinner thingy. My first time attending such function. Gosh, when i reached ICC. It was damn packed. So many Hokkiens in Brunei. Saw quite a number of familiar faces like Vonne. To Vonne: you look so princessy. Lih En looked very poised. Then saw my MD friends.
Dinner was catered by RBC. They somehow managed to forgot serving us one of the dish from the menu. But yeah, they managed remember us. Then the ceremony is opened by the Lion Dance Perfomance. There's a malaysia singer which I have never heard of performing hokkien songs. LOL There's lucky draw, but we aren't lucky enough to win any. =(
Some pictures bout it.
The Queues.
(Over 300 plus were awarded, but obviously, they didn't do it one go.)
Him collecting his award. =) *claps claps*
Vonne collecting her award! *applause*
me, fang yee & yee ping
=) the nerd & I (=Sorry Beckie who's having her farewell dinner again at Frats. I can't make it tonight. =( But i promise to send you off at the airport! =)
Oh yeah btw... do tell me you guys find the site funny. =)
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